The Blog of Nonsense

Part I: Missouri

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It'll likely be a direct flight from Sydney (which is 2 hours south of where Glen lives) to Los Angeles (which is 12,066 km north east of Sydney), and then on to Missouri (which is another 2,935 km), because that's where the other half of the Premium Dad Jokes team...

The Big Adventure

Hello... or as we say in Australia: G'day!My name is Glen and I am one of the Admins of the Premium Dad Jokes facebook page. And in two years time (2023) I shall be embarking on a big adventure. I'll be visiting every state in the United States of America.Why...

Roadtrip 2023: Kicks off in St Louis, Missouri

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I had a chat with my Premium Dad Jokes page co-conspirator and brought Sam up to speed about this crazy idea of flying over stateside in 2023 and going on a road trip, and Sam is in!Sam lives in Missouri so that's where we'll kick it off. So lets put...

Road Trip 2023!

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Over the last couple of weeks I (Glen) have been dabbling with the FB Live Video feature on the Premium facebook page.I've been trying different devices (Chromebook, 13 inch laptop, 15-or-so inch laptop, brand new Nokia Android powered smart phone, and so far the 15+ inch laptop (I can't remember...

Photographer Mark Mann

Heralding from Scotland, Mark Mann started his career as an advertising photographer in New York after graduating from Manchester Polytechnic. He has photographed artists, authors, athletes, actors, actresses, American presidents and even the Sesame Street puppets. His advertising portfolio is like a who’s who of Fortune 500 companies, such as...

00 Days Without A Dad Joke

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Buying Gifts For Men

Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and...

What is Parenthood?

You know the only people in this world who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who have never had any. Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results. To be in...

Important Things Learned About Life From Action Films

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Action films are predictable... from flicking a cigarette into gasoline to cause a massive explosion to  the motorcyclist taking off their helmet to reveal a woman. Here's a bunch of other cliches and tropes you can expect: No matter what my problem is, it's the fault of someone other than...

Embarrassing Dad Moments: Father's wearing inflatable dinosaur costumes

Dad's love a practical joke. They also tend to love dinosaurs. So when they have the opportunity to combine the two, you know they're going to jump straight in with both feet.Here's a bunch of awkward and embarrassing situations courtesy of Premium Dad practical jokers. 1. Daddysaurus meets daughter at...

The cost to a choir

How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?

What I Remember most about Lego

Top 8 Lego sets for Christmas 2020...