Here's some that have been seen by our readers. If you have any, post in the comments...
⚠️ On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.”
⚠️ On an infant’s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
⚠️ On a package of Fisherman’s Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
⚠️ On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
⚠️ On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
⚠️ On a refrigerator: Refrigerate after opening.
⚠️ On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
⚠️ On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
⚠️ On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
⚠️ On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
⚠️ On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.
⚠️ On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
⚠️ On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.
⚠️ On a calendar: Use of term “Sunday” for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
⚠️ On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
⚠️ On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.
⚠️ On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.
⚠️ On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only.
⚠️ On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
⚠️ On children’s alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
