🚗 They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse.
🚗 They accelerate at a phenomenal rate.
🚗 They enjoy a much shorter braking distance.
🚗 They can take bumps at twice the speed on private cars.
🚗 Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to be checked nearly so often.
🚗 They have a much tighter turning radius.
🚗 The floor is shaped like an ashtray.
🚗 They only burn the cheapest gas available.
🚗 They do not have to be garaged at night.
🚗 They can be driven up to 100 miles with the oil warning light on.
🚗 They need cleaning less often, especially inside.
🚗 The suspension and trunk floor are reinforced to allow concrete slabs and other heavy building materials to be carried.
🚗 They are adapted to allow reverse to be engaged while the car is still in forward motion.
🚗 The tire side walls are designed for bumping into and over curbs.
🚗 Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the adjustment of the radio volume control.
🚗 No security is need. They may be left anywhere, unlocked, with the keys in the ignition.