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How To Recognize a Company Car

Glen FreddoOct 30, '20

šŸš— They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse.
šŸš— They accelerate at a phenomenal rate.
šŸš— They enjoy a much shorter braking distance.
šŸš— They can take bumps at twice the speed on private cars.
šŸš— Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to be checked nearly so often.
šŸš— They have a much tighter turning radius.
šŸš— The floor is shaped like an ashtray.
šŸš— They only burn the cheapest gas available.
šŸš— They do not have to be garaged at night.
šŸš— They can be driven up to 100 miles with the oil warning light on.
šŸš— They need cleaning less often, especially inside.
šŸš— The suspension and trunk floor are reinforced to allow concrete slabs and other heavy building materials to be carried.
šŸš— They are adapted to allow reverse to be engaged while the car is still in forward motion.
šŸš— The tire side walls are designed for bumping into and over curbs.Ā Ā 
šŸš— Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the adjustment of the radio volume control.
šŸš— No security is need. They may be left anywhere, unlocked, with the keys in the ignition.

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