What's good for the goose isn't good for the gander, apparently...
👎 When you take a long time, you're slow.
👍 When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
👎 When you don't do it, you're lazy.
👍 When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
👎 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
👍 When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
👎 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
👍 When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
👎 When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
👍 When your boss does it, he's being firm.
👎 When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
👍 When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
👎 When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
👍 When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
👎 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
👍 When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
👎 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
👍 When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
👎 When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
👍 When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
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