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The Best and Worst Halloween Themed Dad Jokes

Glen FreddoOct 29, '20

It feels that Halloween snuck up on us faster than a witch on a turbo-boosted broomstick!

We can all agree that the best part of Halloween is the costumes and the candy. But the scariest part must be the terrifyingly corny and silly Halloween themed dad jokes that the kids are exposed to while wandering the streets, or even worse, when there's a dad who answers the front door, he's got himself a captive audience, a well worn dad jokes stand-up comedy routine, and you better laugh, hard, if you want to be rewarded with chocolates and candy!

Hopefully he has read this blog post and he's got new material this year!

Q) Why wouldn’t the skeleton go trick or treating?
A) Because he didn’t have any guts!

Q) Who did the demon take to the Halloween dance?
A) His ghoul friend.

Q) What do witches use on their hair?
A) Scare spray.

Q) What did the girl horse dress as for Halloween?
A) A night mare.

Q) What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
A) A poultrygeist.

Q) Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
A) It dampens their spirits.

Q) What kind of boats do vampires travel in?
A) Blood vessels.

Q) What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A) Spelling.

Q) Why were Dracula’s pancakes so terrible?
A) He got turned into the bat-ter.

Q) Why are demons and ghouls always together?
A) Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Q) Why don’t skeletons go trick-or-treating?
A) Because they don’t have any body to go with.

Q) What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A) Squash.

Q) How do monsters like their eggs?
A)  Terror-fried.

Q) What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A) Necktarines.

Q) Why are ghosts great cheerleaders?
A) Because they have spirit.

Q) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A) Frostbite.

Q) What does a ghost do when he gets in the car?
A) Puts on his sheet belt.

Q) Why wouldn’t the skeleton go trick or treating?
A) Because he didn’t have any guts.

Q) Why do ghosts speak Latin?
A) Because it’s a dead language.

Q) What do you get when you burn a monster in Budapest?
A) Hungarian ghoul ash.

Q) What rides at the carnival do ghosts like riding the most?
A) The Roller-GHOSTER and the Scary-Go-Round!

Photo used with permission.

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