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Ten easy ways to be offensive at a wedding

Glen FreddoNov 2, '20
  1. Show up with a baby and claim that the baby belongs to the newlyweds.
  2. Cover yourself with glue to improve your chances of catching the bouquet.
  3. Tell people that you knew the bride before the sex change operation.
  4. Tell the bride that the only reason you can look at her is that you used to be a proctologist.
  5. Propose a toast to the bride's nose job.
  6. Steal the cards from the wedding gifts so no one can tell who they came from.
  7. Bring in a stack of wedding cards that you've already filled in, with the names of their Facebook friends who WEREN'T invited, and attach them to the gifts.
  8. Walk up to various guests and demand to see their invitations.
  9. After the bride throws her garter, start people chanting, "Throw your bra, throw your bra..."
  10. Return a bra which you proclaim loudly that the bride left in your car.


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