- Show up with a baby and claim that the baby belongs to the newlyweds.
- Cover yourself with glue to improve your chances of catching the bouquet.
- Tell people that you knew the bride before the sex change operation.
- Tell the bride that the only reason you can look at her is that you used to be a proctologist.
- Propose a toast to the bride's nose job.
- Steal the cards from the wedding gifts so no one can tell who they came from.
- Bring in a stack of wedding cards that you've already filled in, with the names of their Facebook friends who WEREN'T invited, and attach them to the gifts.
- Walk up to various guests and demand to see their invitations.
- After the bride throws her garter, start people chanting, "Throw your bra, throw your bra..."
- Return a bra which you proclaim loudly that the bride left in your car.
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