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Murphy's Military Laws

Glen FreddoNov 15, '20

🎯 The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

🎯 The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

🎯 The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

🎯 If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

🎯 The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

🎯 The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

🎯 Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.

🎯 All battles are fought uphill and in the rain.

🎯 Tracers works both ways.

🎯 If the enemy is in range, so are you.

🎯 It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

🎯 Your equipment was made by the lowest bidder.


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