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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Glen FreddoNov 15, '20

Border Collie:  Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

Dachshund:  I can't reach the lamp!

Toy Poodle:  I'll just talk sweet to the Border collie and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler:  Go ahead!  Make me!

Shi-tzu:  Puh-leeze, dah-ling.  What are servants for?

Lab:  Oh, me, me!!!  Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  Can I?

Malamute:  Let the Border collie do it.  You can feed me while he's busy.

Doberman Pinscher:  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.


Chihuahua:  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:  I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound:  It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:  Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Staffy:  Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?


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